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The Big Blunder Minetrain Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the college
Big Blunder Minetrain Railroad
November 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
A median score of five jollies
Board the Big Blunder Minetrain Railroad in the suburb of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the quickest transportation in the West! While racing through Big Blunder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, sculpted dynamite, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or hip, finger, tongue, or skin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, riders are required to purchase precision specticles.
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