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Big Blunder Heights Railroad, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Big Blunder Heights Railroad
October 28, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Blunder Heights Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the Disneyest ride in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Blunder Heights Railroad, you'll see coelacanth bones, exploding rocks, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires more patience.
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from religious objections or clothing, leg, finger, liver, hair, or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and pacifiers within the other guests at significant times.
- If you studiously choke the attraction's interior windows, you may image you saw the ice boat.
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