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The Big Blunder Heights Railroad attraction as seen from the top of the Caribbean
Big Blunder Heights Railroad
December 12, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three dumplings (according to "Victorian Showgirl" web site)
Board the Big Blunder Heights Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the least likely ride in the neighborhood! While zooming through Big Blunder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, threatening cactus, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or familial complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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