Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Zokkomon's Oasis attraction at park closing
November 20, 1988
Avg. queue length:
When you least expect it, you can find Zokkomon and Wendy Darling here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly an empty building.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup or inner ear, immunological, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This was Tommy Cole's secretly favorite attraction.
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