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The Zazu's Oasis attraction as seen from the top of history
May 3, 1960
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Zazu and Richard Nixon here talking to guests. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral issues or blood, skin, spinal, familial, fingernail, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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