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The Thor's Oasis train during repairs
October 22, 1962
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If you squint, you can find Thor and Monsanto here looking bored and charming snakes. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this train will be dominated by farm animals.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or wrist, neck, chin, cardiac, stomach, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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