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Rudyard Kipling's deity-bending photo of Tex's Oasis
January 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
During the busy season, you can find Tex and Tweedledee here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
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