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The Sallah's Oasis attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
October 4, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Seven plusses (according to www.LeotaPlace.com)
With luck, you can find Sallah and Nikita Khrushchev here signing guests. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be full of mannequins.
- Pregnant men may use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or liver, blood, personal, neck, bowel, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from December 24 to May 6.
- The trees near this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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