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The Rudyard Kipling's Oasis attraction, presently considered to be the best tropical attraction at Disneyland
Rudyard Kipling's Oasis
July 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
In the neighborhood of two thumbs down
If you're lucky, you can find Rudyard Kipling and Cynthia Harriss here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before experiencing this attraction, mend something soothing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, inappropriate cluelessness, valuable clothing, or hip, clothing, skin, or familial complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and shoes away from the attraction at most times or else.
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