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Photo: The Romeo's Oasis attraction at dusk
May 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Romeo and Mara here posing for hands. But it's mostly a sad façade that someone should put a restaurant in.
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Tonka fans.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or lycanthropic, romantic, intestinal, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- It is alledged that Andy Davis' frozen mammoth is entombed beneath this attraction.
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