Massive Janeland Attraction Database
The Richard Nixon's Oasis attraction at midday
Richard Nixon's Oasis
July 7, 2010
Avg. queue length:
During the busy season, you can find Richard Nixon and Rocketeer here waving and belly dancing. But it's mostly a lost opportunity with a restroom hidden in it.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may fade if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from personal, elbow, spinal, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unexpected rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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