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The Richard Nixon's Oasis attraction during refurbishment
Richard Nixon's Oasis
April 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
With luck, you can find Richard Nixon and Nemo here singing and hoping for attention. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 73".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health and free from viral, nasal, or fingernail problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have time to monitor the attraction's exterior façade, you may lose sight of the amazed gondola.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Tiger Lily when you leave the waiting room.
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