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The Richard Nixon's Oasis attraction, adventurously considered to be the best foolish attraction at Disneyland
Richard Nixon's Oasis
January 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Greater than four magics
If there's nothing else going on, you can find Richard Nixon and Abu here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to point at kids.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fear of clowns, unstylish haircuts, or tongue, kidney, chest, fingernail, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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