Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Ralph's Oasis attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland
April 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Sometimes, you can find Ralph and Pollyanna here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Warning: pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo location.
- Minimum height 38".
- Pilot must be at least 39" (without stilts) tall.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, runny makeup, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or churros allowed.
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