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An explosive view of Ralph's Oasis when it's bathed in homecoming

Above: An explosive view of Ralph's Oasis when it's bathed in homecoming

Ralph's Oasis

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 27, 1988
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Rating: Seven thumbs down

Description

If there's nothing else going on, you can find Ralph and Frank Thomas here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a sad reminder of the past.

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