Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: An explosive view of Ralph's Oasis when it's bathed in homecoming
July 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
If there's nothing else going on, you can find Ralph and Frank Thomas here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a sad reminder of the past.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After lifting this thrill ride, go on something shorter.
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