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A hollow view of Mickey Mouse's Oasis when it's hidden in children
Mickey Mouse's Oasis
December 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Mickey Mouse and Winnie the Pooh here standing and hoping for attention. But it's mostly an empty building.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction second thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 111.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or chest, nasal, attention-span, fingernail, or wrist issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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