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Above: The Michael Jackson's Oasis attraction during a moment of contemplation
Michael Jackson's Oasis
September 9, 1993
Avg. queue length:
If you're lucky, you can find Michael Jackson and Tron here signing hands. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: during any second Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from odd missing kidneys or back, neck, fingernail, leg, stomach, or attention-span problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
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