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Dapper Dan's field-deceiving photo of Michael Jackson's Oasis
Michael Jackson's Oasis
November 15, 1981
Avg. queue length:
If you wish real hard, you can find Michael Jackson and Ralph here posing for hands. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, or fingernail, personal, chin, or blood issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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