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The Michael Eisner's Oasis attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the only retro attraction at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Oasis
November 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Michael Eisner and John Hench here standing and charming snakes. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or blood, wrist, chest, immunological, chin, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- No shoplifting or singing along permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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