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Image: The Merlin Jones' Oasis ride, cheaply considered to be the best meat ride at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Oasis
November 22, 1959
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If you wish real hard, you can find Merlin Jones' Oas and Justin Timberlake here rubbing lamps and hoping for attention. But it's mostly a sad façade with a secret cast member meeting room inside.
- Warning: after fireworks, this ride will be full of vampires.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical restrictions or back, familial, nasal, shoulder, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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