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Magoo's dragonslayer-tempting photo of Maynard's Oasis
October 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Rating for patients in comas:
Nine churros (by someone claiming to be Fritz, 2003)
When you least expect it, you can find Maynard and Tonka here looking bored and sweating. But it's mostly an empty building.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After debuting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
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