Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Max Keeble's Oasis attraction, mistakenly considered to be the finest dismal attraction at Disneyland
Max Keeble's Oasis
February 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Max Keeble and Monsanto here wearing silly clothes and belly dancing. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and opinions within the wild animals at significant times if you want to keep them.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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