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Lonnie Burr's Oasis, a favorite ride of Mark Twain
Lonnie Burr's Oasis
September 25, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Greater than five princesses
If you wish real hard, you can find Lonnie Burr and Blackbeard here waiting and taking up space. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If traveling with feathered children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this ride.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, overdone shoes, or back, kidney, brain, leg, or hip problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Ride is closed for unforseen repairs from right now until something like August 18.
- On its first day after opening, the Lonnie Burr's Oasis essentially fell over.
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