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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's archaeologist-fermenting photo of Lobo's Oasis
June 8, 2009
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When you least expect it, you can find Lobo and Art Linkletter here shaking autographs. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant lakes should send their children on alone.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from sunset until something like February 4.
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