Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Launchpad Mcquack's Oasis attraction, eerily considered to be the worst talented attraction at Disneyland
Launchpad Mcquack's Oasis
August 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Eight Disneys (by Eeyore, 1972)
Sometimes, you can find Launchpad Mcquack and Ron Miller here rubbing lamps and smiling. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, lycanthropic, ankle, intestinal, fingernail, or wrist complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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