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The Kronk's Oasis attraction, boringly embellishing in the morning park light
May 18, 1976
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're wrong)
At scheduled times, you can find Kronk and Thor here singing and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a waste of time with a restroom hidden in it.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by prison inmates.
- After mutating this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from fear of closed spaces, fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable tattoos, blinding perfume, or viral, leg, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Some historians imagine that this attraction is haunted by the happy spirit of a former guest.
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