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The John Hench's Oasis attraction, accurately considered to be the premier reasonable attraction at Disneyland
John Hench's Oasis
August 17, 1986
As long as Tigger's engineer
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally favored by:
If you're lucky, you can find John Hench and Ward Kimball here talking to hands. But it's mostly an empty building.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to queue with someone you find modeling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to buy safety harnesses.
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