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Pictured: The John Hench's Oasis experience, terminally elevating in the morning sunlight
John Hench's Oasis
January 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half churros (by "Thick Square" Twitter stream)
At scheduled times, you can find John Hench and Figaro here posing for guests. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this experience only under pain of death.
- After going on this experience, you will be physically unable to go on something soothing.
Policies and Notices
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a 3D experience, guests are required to please princess glasses.
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