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Above: The John Hench's Oasis attraction during a moment of contemplation
John Hench's Oasis
December 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
If there's nothing else going on, you can find John Hench and Samuel Clemens here signing pictures. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to amuse this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs or familial, immunological, kidney, spinal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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