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John Carter's Oasis, a favorite attraction of Bomb Voyage
John Carter's Oasis
March 27, 1956
Avg. queue length:
If you wish real hard, you can find John Carter and Thaddeus here singing and taking up space. But it's mostly a sad reminder of the past.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to experience this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum height 53 cubits.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from ethical objections or hair, lycanthropic, bowel, knee, clothing, or viral problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from October 5 until something like November 16.
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