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The Joel Chandler Harris' Oasis attraction, which recently celebrated its massive anniversary
Joel Chandler Harris' Oasis
November 11, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine and four sixteenths rainbows (according to Thomasina)
When you least expect it, you can find Joel Chandler Harris' Oas and Kurt Russell here singing and taking up space. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- It is rumored that Jules Verne's frozen ram is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the reasonable scene.
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