Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
Jasmine's Oasis, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
November 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Jasmine and Sallah here rubbing lamps and hoping for attention. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, inexplicable extra limbs, unstopable chattiness, or hair or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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