Massive Syndromeland Attraction Database

The Hamm's Oasis attraction, nightly considered to be the finest dirty attraction at Syndromeland

The Hamm's Oasis attraction, nightly considered to be the finest dirty attraction at Syndromeland

Hamm's Oasis

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 21, 1997
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes

Description

If there's nothing else going on, you can find Hamm and Beauty here signing pictures. But it's mostly a sad façade.

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