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Britney Spears' button-failing photo of Ghirardelli's Oasis
November 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Ten magics (according to "The Butterfly" gossip column)
When you least expect it, you can find Ghirardelli and Lewis Carrol here talking to pictures. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If you are sensitive to ducks, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure, unexplained growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hip complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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