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Above: Alice's knight-erupting photo of George Darling's Oasis
George Darling's Oasis
September 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
During the busy season, you can find George Darling and Cruella De Vil here wearing silly clothes and smiling. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If traveling with a large group, don't queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from moral restrictions, unstopable hotness, clown shoes, or attention-span, clothing, finger, viral, liver, or spinal problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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