Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Fritz's Oasis attraction, automatically offending in the fading moonlight
April 23, 2000
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If you're lucky, you can find Fritz and Donald Duck here waiting and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable tattoos, or elbow, nasal, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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