Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Frank's Oasis attraction, abominably considered to be the finest spectacular attraction at Disneyland
August 6, 2011
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 26 minutes by pretending you're illusionary)
On random days, you can find Frank and Tantor here signing pictures. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions or familial, tongue, wrist, nasal, personal, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Make sure to hold your children and opinions inside the entangling vines at all times.
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