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At right: A potential view of Frank's Oasis when it's not inundated in darkness
December 16, 1977
Avg. queue length:
With luck, you can find Frank and Flintheart Glomgold here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
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