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Pictured: The Fess Parker's Oasis attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Fess Parker's Oasis
January 28, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half Mickeys
Occasionally, you can find Fess Parker and Lizzie McGuire here waiting for their lunch break. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be full of punkers.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from November 8 through June 22.
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