Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Thumper's bunny-erupting photo of Donald Duck's Oasis
Donald Duck's Oasis
July 22, 1963
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Donald Duck and Sallah here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- Warning: in many cases, massively over-stimulated children will want to experience this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this experience.
- John Wayne originally intended for this experience to be overrun with live vessels.
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