Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Oasis attraction as seen from the top of a village
Dapper Dan's Oasis
November 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
If there's nothing else going on, you can find Dapper Dan and Darlene Gillespie here waving and charming snakes. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from sin or lycanthropic or social issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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