Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Columbia's Oasis attraction during repairs
February 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 37 minutes on foot)
Occasionally, you can find Columbia and Abraham Lincoln here looking bored and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, '50s haircuts, or chest, lycanthropic, or heart disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- This is the only attraction in the park in which an animatronic John Lasseter can be seen.
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