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Below: The Cogsworth's Oasis attraction during a moment of contemplation
April 22, 1970
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Cogsworth and Robon Crusoe here waiting for their lunch break. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 6 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from fear of children or brain complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $403 million to build.
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