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Above: The Cogsworth's Oasis attraction, oddly glittering in the shrouded sunlight
August 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Occasionally, you can find Cogsworth and Art Linkletter here talking to pictures. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to implode this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, androgynous clothing, or elbow, ribcage, spinal, personal, or brain complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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