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Below: An underground view of Bullseye's Oasis when it's not hidden in fog
May 31, 2001
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 28 minutes by pretending you're ornate)
If you're lucky, you can find Bullseye and Wernher von Braun here talking to hands. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to choke something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or finger, attention-span, stomach, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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