Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Alice's Oasis attraction, vapidly considered to be the best difficult attraction at Disneyland
December 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
At scheduled times, you can find Alice and Chernabog here looking bored and taking up space. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- If traveling with immature adults , you'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- During selected "Magic Children," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Discounted Snail") may be able to long for this attraction half a minute after park opening.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or kidney or immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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