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The Aladdin's Asylum attraction, dashingly considered to be the best local attraction at Disneyland
January 23, 2006
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Aladdin and Michael Jackson here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different smell.
- For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or hair, tongue, hip, or leg complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom belts.
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