Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Aladdin's (No Longer Open) Retreat attraction as seen from the top of a place
Aladdin's (No Longer Open) Retreat
October 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine and a fraction smiles
If you're lucky, you can find Aladdin and Samuel Clemens here begging for spare change. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by singing monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological or neck issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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