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The Ward Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint attraction at park opening

Above: The Ward Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint attraction at park opening

Ward Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2004
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Money-grubbing women

Description

Be smothered to the limit in a joint commanded by vaudvillian ostriches, nuts, and gods!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
All the hats scare cats,
And the fingers point,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint.

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