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Wally Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens

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Wally Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1969
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating: Nine pirates (from "Defunct Child" discussion forum)

Description

Be insulted against your will in a van commanded by vaudvillian beetles, seeds, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may fear its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the violets are violent,
And ear cheese in a can,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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