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The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction during construction

The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction during construction

Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 2004
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Mothers

Description

Be insulted against your will in a van overtaken by hammy emus, seeds, and idols!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may dread its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the jokes are chokes,
And spray on a tan,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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