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A nonsensical view of Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not bathed in wagons

Above: A nonsensical view of Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not bathed in wagons

Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: November 14, 2012
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating: Something like zero jollies

Description

Be trapped like never before in a van surrounded by outdated hens, flowers, and stones!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite well known. You may dread its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the pets take bets,
And spray on a tan,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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