Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tom Disney's Robotic Tiki Room attraction at a distance
Tom Disney's Robotic Tiki Room
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 20, 1966
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Seven and a smidge smiles
Description
Be insulted once again in a room commanded by showtune-spouting pinapple, fruit, and carvings!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may fear its chorus:
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the jokes are chokes,
And the dragonslayers croon,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Warnings
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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