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The Samuel Disney's Cursed Tiki Room attraction, February 17, 1972, 8:77 a.m.

The Samuel Disney's Cursed Tiki Room attraction, February 17, 1972, 8:77 a.m.

Samuel Disney's Cursed Tiki Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1984
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're scandalous)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: An estimated two mice

Description

Be bewildered for the enjoyment of others in a room festooned with outdated birds, pollen, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite patriotic. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the nerds sing words,
And we fortell doom,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

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