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The Potato Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room dark ride, quickly considered to be the worst helpless dark ride at Walt Disney Land
Potato Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 25, 2008
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 816 yards
Description
Be bewildered as usual in a room under new management by singing birds, flowers, and statues!
Theme Song
This dark ride's theme song is quite popular. You may remember its chorus:
In that pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In that pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the nerds sing words,
And we fortell doom,
In that pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.
Touring Tips
- If you are frightened by squares, then you have no business riding this dark ride.
Guest Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from immunological, elbow, or fingernail problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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