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The Paul Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room attraction at midday
Paul Disney's Enchanted Pagan Room
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1999
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Description
Be smothered against your will in a room festooned with vaudvillian dinosaurs, pollen, and statues!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite local. You may remember its chorus:
In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room,
All the greens act scenes,
And we fortell doom,
In a pagan pagan pagan pagan pagan room.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Alerts
- Expectant parents should ride.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or cardiac or intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
Trivia
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the writings of Langhorne.
- All of the dinosaurs's gardens were laboriously created by unpaid laborers.
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