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Natty Disney's Agitated Tiki Room, a favorite attraction of John Hench

Natty Disney's Agitated Tiki Room, a favorite attraction of John Hench

Natty Disney's Agitated Tiki Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1997
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes (or 22 minutes by motorcar)

Description

Be annoyed like never before in a room under new management by outdated dinosaurs, seedlings, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the lava is guava,
And we fortell doom,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.

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