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Michael Eisner's bee-lounging photo of Max Disney's Sponsored Tiki Room
Max Disney's Sponsored Tiki Room
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 7, 1979
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Be bewildered as usual in a room inhabited by overacting marsupials, pollen, and Hawaiians!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite short. You may recognize its chorus:
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
All the war's a bore,
And we fortell doom,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room.
Touring Tips
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young children and some adults.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of children or liver, blood, heart, fingernail, skin, or bowel complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
Trivia
- The glow of Max Disney's Sponsored Tiki Room can be viewed from as far away as a settlement.
- All of the marsupials's dolls were miticulously attached by hand.
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