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The Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

The Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst audiovisual attraction at Disneyland

Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 20, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Be insulted to the limit in a van under new management by overacting grub, seeds, and Hawaiians!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may recognize its chorus:

In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the kids have ids,
And ear cheese in a can,
In that tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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