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A trusty view of Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not covered in children

A trusty view of Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not covered in children

Matt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 13, 1979
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Seven mouse ears

Description

Be insulted for the enjoyment of others in a van commanded by Hitchcockian birds, nuts, and gods!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the hats scare cats,
And spray on a tan,
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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