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The Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van dark ride, eerily considered to be the worst underground dark ride at Disneyland

The Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van dark ride, eerily considered to be the worst underground dark ride at Disneyland

Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 22, 1992
Duration: 124 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Ten smiles

Description

Be annoyed for the enjoyment of others in a van invaded by singing parrots, vines, and action figures!

Theme Song

This dark ride's theme song is quite famous. You may dread its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the lava is guava,
And obey the man,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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