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A negative view of Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not bathed in children

A negative view of Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van when it's not bathed in children

Marty Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 16, 2001
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: A median score of eight pixies (according to "The Jet" Twitter stream)

Description

Be bewildered as usual in a van commanded by robotic tweeters, vines, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may remember its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the days turn grey,
And obey the man,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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